Funny convos

[Alley]

Mr Whale888: hi
zeeb2442: hi
Mr Whale888: whats up?
zeeb2442: 12 needs to come or i will die
Mr Whale888: lol
zeeb2442: lol
Mr Whale888: whats at 12?
zeeb2442: my friend that i haven't seen in like 5 months is commin down and we are spendin the week end together
Mr Whale888: hmmm
Mr Whale888: fun
zeeb2442: yea
zeeb2442: i can't wait till we go to the fair
zeeb2442: even u would like it
zeeb2442: and u also need to get a profile
Mr Whale888: lol
Mr Whale888: there i did
zeeb2442: ok
zeeb2442: thanks
Mr Whale888: wait
Mr Whale888: help me
zeeb2442: ok on wat
Mr Whale888: what did you mean last night
Mr Whale888: i got the basic meaning
zeeb2442: lol
zeeb2442: think
zeeb2442: lol
zeeb2442: this is fun
zeeb2442: sry though
zeeb2442: lol
Mr Whale888: lol
Mr Whale888: cough "boytoy"
zeeb2442: ?
Mr Whale888: nothing
zeeb2442: o sure u know i can ask my sis
Mr Whale888: ask your sis to what?
zeeb2442: wat boytoy is or means or wat ever
Mr Whale888: its nothing'
zeeb2442: i bet
Mr Whale888: just tell me
zeeb2442: think
Mr Whale888: think what?
zeeb2442: on wat it means
Mr Whale888: if i don't know it in the first place thinking about it won't help
zeeb2442: ?
Mr Whale888: I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT MEANS!!
Mr Whale888: gosh
Mr Whale888: so tell me already
zeeb2442: no
Mr Whale888: why not?
zeeb2442: cause
Mr Whale888: i know the general meaning
zeeb2442: k get the rest
Mr Whale888: i can't
zeeb2442: your suposed to be the human dictonary
Mr Whale888: thats for words
zeeb2442: dictionary*
Mr Whale888: not strange senences
zeeb2442: lol
zeeb2442: my sis said thats 2 bad
Mr Whale888: i don't get it
Mr Whale888: what do you want me to do?
zeeb2442: figure it out
zeeb2442: and i mean this in the nicest way possible
Mr Whale888: thanks a lot
zeeb2442: any time
zeeb2442: yt?

Mr Whale888: no
Mr Whale888: not until you tell me
zeeb2442: come on jackson thats mean:-(
Mr Whale888: its mean not telling me
zeeb2442: u need 2 write in my guestbook
Mr Whale888: after you tell me
zeeb2442: i dont think so how about now???
zeeb2442: o come on talk to me
Mr Whale888: how about we talk about how you're going to tell me
zeeb2442: um no
zeeb2442: after kelsey gets here im gonna be gone for the rest of the weekend
Mr Whale888: then please tell me
Mr Whale888: whats kelseys last name?
zeeb2442: hagman
Mr Whale888: i'm serious
Mr Whale888: just tell me
zeeb2442: sry shes on the phone so this is missy now she dont wanna tell u though she wants u 2 figure it out on ur own
Mr Whale888: okay
Mr Whale888: does she want me to ask her out?
Mr Whale888: hello
zeeb2442: ummmmm
zeeb2442: she wont stop laughin
Mr Whale888: hmm
zeeb2442: who r ya talkin about?
zeeb2442: kelsey?
Mr Whale888: no
Mr Whale888: no
Mr Whale888: nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
zeeb2442: amy?
Mr Whale888: no
Mr Whale888: idiot
zeeb2442: idk im just namin names this isnt even allison
Mr Whale888: well tell her i'm going to give away her secret!
zeeb2442: allisons secret?
Mr Whale888: no
Mr Whale888: her moms secret
Mr Whale888: duh hers
zeeb2442: hey leave me alone im slow ok?
Mr Whale888: i noticed
zeeb2442: haha very funny
zeeb2442: dont tell anyone her secret or ill beat u up man
Mr Whale888: tell me what it means
Mr Whale888: or i will
zeeb2442: wut wut means?
Mr Whale888: what she sai8d
Mr Whale888: said*
zeeb2442: wut did she say?
Mr Whale888: please
zeeb2442: this is allison i didn't tll my sis wat i said
Mr Whale888: oh
Mr Whale888: well translate it for me
zeeb2442: sry but i gtg at 2
zeeb2442: or around then
Mr Whale888: okay
Mr Whale888: until then
Mr Whale888: you can tell me
zeeb2442: no
zeeb2442: sry


Isn't that funny to many blondes in one famliy. lol o well he's my ex now and i miss him one minute and hate him the next.

[Alley]

Mr Whale888: hi
zeeb2442: hi
Mr Whale888: how did you get home so fast?
zeeb2442: i had my sis help me
Mr Whale888: ?
zeeb2442: wat don't u get
Mr Whale888: ohh
Mr Whale888: i understand
Mr Whale888: do you walk home?
zeeb2442: yea
Mr Whale888: where do you live?
zeeb2442: 7 and 1/2 blocks away i think
Mr Whale888: what street?
zeeb2442: on second street by colmbia
Mr Whale888: we live really close
zeeb2442: we do?
zeeb2442: where do u live?
Mr Whale888: delevan
zeeb2442: ok
zeeb2442: do u talk to nick bonomo?
Mr Whale888: no
Mr Whale888: only on the bus
zeeb2442: well yea thats what i ment
zeeb2442: he is like my older brother
Mr Whale888: i know
zeeb2442: how?
Mr Whale888: you've told me
Mr Whale888: and he's told me
zeeb2442: lol
zeeb2442: ok
zeeb2442: he is realy weird when it comes to me and guys
Mr Whale888: like what?
zeeb2442: well he just makes jokes and always asks me stuff and asks if i want him to kill a guy for me
Mr Whale888: lol
zeeb2442: lol
zeeb2442: yea he is realy nice
zeeb2442: tomarrow is gonna suck
Mr Whale888: why?
Mr Whale888: gym?
zeeb2442: cause i have gym and softball pratice
zeeb2442: are u in chours?
Mr Whale888: yeah
Mr Whale888: are you?
zeeb2442: me no way ask amy how well i sing i am very bad
Mr Whale888: lol
Mr Whale888: so do i
Mr Whale888: but you can still be in chorus
zeeb2442: i know but i would rather be good and be in chours than be bad and be in chours
zeeb2442: amy is realy bad she keep kicking my foot in english
zeeb2442: keeps*
zeeb2442: kept*
zeeb2442: wat ever
Mr Whale888: sounds like something amy would do to me
zeeb2442: lol
zeeb2442: we kept sayin how we would probably see u and u would pick on me
Mr Whale888: lol
zeeb2442: lol
zeeb2442: and 3 people stepped on it
zeeb2442: u should do the human for sale thing in my profile
Mr Whale888: lol
Mr Whale888: i has a funny name
zeeb2442: ?
Mr Whale888: human for sale
zeeb2442: yea i know
zeeb2442: o yea i won't be in school on friday
Mr Whale888: i know
zeeb2442: ok
zeeb2442: i have to keep reminding amy
zeeb2442: ok we nee something to talk about
Mr Whale888: i'm doing the human thingy
Mr Whale888: its get wrong questions
Mr Whale888: got*
zeeb2442: i know
zeeb2442: Ally is all that matters to you got it...make sure ally and her family get through life together alright isn't that nice nick bonomo sent that to kelsey and carrie
Mr Whale888: whoa
zeeb2442: yea i know isn't he nice?
Mr Whale888: or obsessive
Mr Whale888: you can't tell
zeeb2442: he is just watchin out for me like an older brother should
Mr Whale888: my older brother doesn't do that
zeeb2442: so u arn't a girl are u?
zeeb2442: i sure hope not
Mr Whale888: lol
zeeb2442: lol
Mr Whale888: do you have your own computer?
zeeb2442: yea and i am on it all the time like know and every other time i talk to u
Mr Whale888: is it in your room?
zeeb2442: yea
Mr Whale888: does your room have a window facing east?
zeeb2442: nope well depends were u stand
zeeb2442: if u are facing my bed then yea
Mr Whale888: so it does?
zeeb2442: yea
Mr Whale888: can you see the street?
zeeb2442: yea
zeeb2442: y?
Mr Whale888: nothing
zeeb2442: y all the questions
zeeb2442: ?
Mr Whale888: lol
zeeb2442: wat?
Mr Whale888: nothing
Mr Whale888: you just reminded me of something
zeeb2442: wat?
Mr Whale888: nothing
zeeb2442: come on tell me
Mr Whale888: okay
Mr Whale888: if you keep asking amy "do you like this food" and just keep going through foods it really annoys her
zeeb2442: lol
zeeb2442: ok
zeeb2442: know y all the questions?
Mr Whale888: i'm just thinking
zeeb2442: about wat?
Mr Whale888: nothing
zeeb2442: ok i have to know
Mr Whale888: lol
Mr Whale888: why is it when you say that to a girl then they want to know even more
zeeb2442: cause we like to know every thing that we can
zeeb2442: so y?
Mr Whale888: you don't give up?
zeeb2442: nope
zeeb2442: so please tell me
zeeb2442: come on
Mr Whale888: where are we going?
zeeb2442: wat do u mean where are we going?
Mr Whale888: zeeb2442: come on
zeeb2442: not funny jackson
zeeb2442: so please tell me
zeeb2442: the jerk just sighned on
zeeb2442: i hate him so much
Mr Whale888: invite him to a chat room
Mr Whale888: and then invite me
Mr Whale888: he blocked me
zeeb2442: ok
zeeb2442: lol
zeeb2442: nope he blocked me
zeeb2442: all 5 sn's
Mr Whale888: lol
Mr Whale888: he must have signed off
zeeb2442: yea
Mr Whale888: next time he gets on tell me
zeeb2442: ok
zeeb2442: guess wat i have still for an unknown reason
Mr Whale888: idk
zeeb2442: one convo of ours
Mr Whale888: what does it say
zeeb2442: wat u want me to copy and paste it cause i need to get rid of it cause amy almost found it
Mr Whale888: when?
zeeb2442: last week
Mr Whale888: okay
zeeb2442: u do know i was joking when i said i would copy and paste it
Mr Whale888: no
Mr Whale888: actually i didn't
zeeb2442: lol
zeeb2442: u realy want to know don't u?
Mr Whale888: yep
zeeb2442: lol
zeeb2442: when is your b-day?
Mr Whale888: March 24
zeeb2442: omg my sis's is march 22
zeeb2442: lol
Mr Whale888: lol
Mr Whale888: is she 15?
zeeb2442: lol
zeeb2442: no
Mr Whale888: 14?
zeeb2442: yea
zeeb2442: so wat sport are u playing know
Mr Whale888: soccer
Mr Whale888: the best sport
zeeb2442: lol
Mr Whale888: way better than softball!
Mr Whale888: can guys even play softball?
zeeb2442: idk
zeeb2442: but i think they would suck
Mr Whale888: lol
Mr Whale888: i probably would
zeeb2442: if u don't get beat up or picked on
zeeb2442: u should see our team we are harsh
Mr Whale888: how so?
zeeb2442: i wouldn't be suprised if a girl beat u down at a base
zeeb2442: lol
zeeb2442: jk
Mr Whale888: lol
Mr Whale888: i would take her out
Mr Whale888: and you know it
zeeb2442: no i realy don't
Mr Whale888: i got kung fu moves
Mr Whale888: wha!
zeeb2442: i have karate
Mr Whale888: i have chickychickywumba
zeeb2442: ?
Mr Whale888: nvm
zeeb2442: ok
zeeb2442: omg guess wat me and kelsey saw at her house
Mr Whale888: idk
zeeb2442: this drunk guy took the poll from her mothers fence and dropped it cause he was to drunk to carry it then this other drunk guy comes and gets it and starts to run with it over his head, then he fals in to the next drive way from being to drunk to carry it
zeeb2442: it was funny
Mr Whale888: lol
zeeb2442: and on sunday keneth was fallowing us around it was fuuny u should of seen him fall cause he came out of his house so fast
Mr Whale888: lol
zeeb2442: and calebs cousin is so cute
zeeb2442: its a girl
zeeb2442: sarah
zeeb2442: she is like 7 maybe
zeeb2442: did u want bush or kerry to win/
zeeb2442: ?*
Mr Whale888: kerry
Mr Whale888: you?
zeeb2442: bush
zeeb2442: o well
zeeb2442: look at this icon i got
zeeb2442: isn't it funny?
Mr Whale888: lol
zeeb2442: lol
zeeb2442: i am changing it to i have no idea wat
zeeb2442: ok look at this 1
Mr Whale888: lol
zeeb2442: kelsey tells me to keep this 1 wat do u think?
Mr Whale888: yep
zeeb2442: lolo
zeeb2442: ok
zeeb2442: lol*
zeeb2442: opk we need something to talk about
zeeb2442: did u ever fix that tag
zeeb2442: ?
Mr Whale888: girls
Mr Whale888: i tell you
zeeb2442: lol
zeeb2442: sorry the shirt looked cute but the tag bothered me
Mr Whale888: lol
zeeb2442: o yea i almost feel down the stairs today
Mr Whale888: ouch
zeeb2442: yea twice
zeeb2442: yea then billy stepped on it
zeeb2442: and gage had to give mea hug and he put all his weight on that one side so i had to use that foot
zeeb2442: it realy hurt
Mr Whale888: lol
Mr Whale888: sounds like fun
zeeb2442: o sure
zeeb2442: maybe sounds like fun to watch
Mr Whale888: lol
zeeb2442: lol
zeeb2442: how did u ever get amy to go out with u she likes to hit u so much
zeeb2442: ?
Mr Whale888: lol
Mr Whale888: i have a secret weapon
zeeb2442: wat?
Mr Whale888: nothing
Mr Whale888: its kind of an inside joke
zeeb2442: ok
zeeb2442: so y did u want to know those things before?
Mr Whale888: ahh
Mr Whale888: not this again
zeeb2442: lol
zeeb2442: sorry i want to know
Mr Whale888: i noticed
zeeb2442: yea i am as bad as my sis
zeeb2442: so y?
Mr Whale888: nothing
zeeb2442: please tell me cause those questions were kinda weird
zeeb2442: please?
Mr Whale888: nothing
zeeb2442: please
Mr Whale888: its nothing!!!
zeeb2442: well it had to be something or u wouldn't of asked
Mr Whale888: maybe i was curious
zeeb2442: so if its nothing then it shouldn't matter
Mr Whale888: yep
zeeb2442: i don't think that was the only reason
Mr Whale888: so why do you want to know?
zeeb2442: cause the questions were a little weird don't u think
zeeb2442: ?
Mr Whale888: possibly
zeeb2442: so y did u ask them
zeeb2442: ?
Mr Whale888: i'm going to take over the world
zeeb2442: ok give me a real answer now
Mr Whale888: i really am
Mr Whale888: ask jillian
zeeb2442: how is that info gonna help u take over the world
zeeb2442: ?
Mr Whale888: if i told you i would have to kill you
Mr Whale888: ;-)
zeeb2442: lol
zeeb2442: i don't think so so please tell me
Mr Whale888: if you knew you would laugh
Mr Whale888: because your trying so hard to get me to tell you
Mr Whale888: when its something so small
zeeb2442: idk
zeeb2442: i know wats funny and wats not cause my life is like all comedy
Mr Whale888: and you don't know what this is
Mr Whale888: so you can't tell whether its funny or not
zeeb2442: o come on i won't laugh
Mr Whale888: its not that kind of funny
zeeb2442: and i won't bring it up again
Mr Whale888: its not something secret either!
Mr Whale888: you're getting all the wrong ideas
zeeb2442: then y can't i know
Mr Whale888: idk
Mr Whale888: i have to wait
zeeb2442: y?
Mr Whale888: your ankle
zeeb2442: who cares about my ancle
zeeb2442: wat does it have to do with that anyway
zeeb2442: ?
Mr Whale888: lol
zeeb2442: i am confuse
Mr Whale888: fluffy is on
zeeb2442: lol
zeeb2442: i mean
zeeb2442: thats mean
zeeb2442: please tell me
zeeb2442: and wat does it have to do with my ancle?
Mr Whale888: everything
zeeb2442: y?
Mr Whale888: if i told you then you would know
zeeb2442: i know so y can't i know
zeeb2442: ?
zeeb2442: i can stand on it know please tell me
Mr Whale888: i will!
zeeb2442: will wat?
Mr Whale888: tell you
zeeb2442: o ok
zeeb2442: thanks
Mr Whale888: at the correct time
zeeb2442: o come on at least tell my why it has to do with my ancle
Mr Whale888: lol
zeeb2442: o come on
Mr Whale888: sarah got kicked out of band
Mr Whale888: yayayayayay
zeeb2442: sarah who and y
Mr Whale888: augustine
zeeb2442: o ok
zeeb2442: so u will tell me when my ancle dosen't hurt
zeeb2442: ?
Mr Whale888: yep
zeeb2442: promise
Mr Whale888: no
Mr Whale888: also when the time is right
Mr Whale888: and all the moons are in line
Mr Whale888: jk
Mr Whale888: in two weeks
Mr Whale888: if your ankle is better then
Mr Whale888: okay?
zeeb2442: ok
zeeb2442: wait
zeeb2442: no its not ok i can't wait 2 weeks
zeeb2442: wat does it have to do with my ancle
zeeb2442: and y 2 weeks it will be better by fri
Mr Whale888: lol
zeeb2442: o come on please tel me why it has to do with my ancle
Mr Whale888: you'll know
zeeb2442: please
Mr Whale888: you'll know'
zeeb2442: o come on
Mr Whale888: i told you i'll tell youy
Mr Whale888: you*
Mr Whale888: brb
zeeb2442: yea in 2 weeks and i can't wait that long and wat is so good in 2 weeks?
Mr Whale888: back
zeeb2442: ok
Mr Whale888: because then i will be at my dads house and then your ankle should be better
zeeb2442: so were is your dads house and y is it so special there?
Mr Whale888: you'll know
zeeb2442: o come on
zeeb2442: your lucky im not like kelsey
Mr Whale888: wait the two weeks
Mr Whale888: then we can all be honkey dorey
zeeb2442: y do u need to be in or near corning
zeeb2442: and wat does it have to do with my ancle
zeeb2442: giv me a good hint and i won't bring it up again
zeeb2442: give*
Mr Whale888: i'll give you a good hint
Mr Whale888: read my profile
Mr Whale888: wait
zeeb2442: thats not good its stupid
Mr Whale888: wrong evil plan
zeeb2442: ok
zeeb2442: so were is the hint
zeeb2442: ?
Mr Whale888: i was thinking the wrong thing
zeeb2442: ok
zeeb2442: so please give me a hint
Mr Whale888: i'll give you a big hint tomorrow
zeeb2442: ok
zeeb2442: when tomarrow
Mr Whale888: later
Mr Whale888: gtg
Mr Whale888: ttyl
Mr Whale888: bye'
zeeb2442: bye


He never did tell me lol.

[Alley]

zeeb2442: wasn't that fast
zeeb2442: ?
Mr Whale888: yeah
zeeb2442: i have no idea who that person is
Mr Whale888: i do
zeeb2442: who?
Mr Whale888: someone
zeeb2442: o nice
Mr Whale888: i really don't care who it is
Mr Whale888: they aren't going to tell
zeeb2442: well they have blocked all 5 of my sn's i wan tto know
zeeb2442: i have a friend from my old school lookin
Mr Whale888: they signed off
zeeb2442: no just blocked u
Mr Whale888: no
Mr Whale888: she signed off
zeeb2442: ok
zeeb2442: i thin kshe got mad at me
zeeb2442: o well
Mr Whale888: yeah
zeeb2442: RealRcker: o well i got steph,jane,danee,and sara trying figure out who he is
zeeb2442: ok thanks
zeeb2442: lol
Mr Whale888: dang
zeeb2442: everyone is lookin for this person know
zeeb2442: lol
Mr Whale888: who have a whole police squad out there
Mr Whale888: i'm going to tell you who i like
zeeb2442: lol i only told 1 peeson to
zeeb2442: ok
Mr Whale888: then i'm going to sing off
Mr Whale888: sign*
zeeb2442: ok
Mr Whale888: i don't think i can do this
zeeb2442: o come on
Mr Whale888: medaphysical attack
Mr Whale888: !
zeeb2442: ?
Mr Whale888: you can't tell anyone
Mr Whale888: no one
zeeb2442: ok i promise
Mr Whale888: especialy not amy
Mr Whale888: you
zeeb2442: ok
Mr Whale888 signed off at 10:21:12 PM.

[Alley]

Mr Whale888: a=o
Mr Whale888: b=r
Mr Whale888: c=g
Mr Whale888: d=z
Mr Whale888: e=l
Mr Whale888: f=q
Mr Whale888: thats all i've got so far
Mr Whale888: g=c
Mr Whale888: h=k
zeeb2442: ok
Mr Whale888: i=m
Mr Whale888: j=w
Mr Whale888: k=h
Mr Whale888: l=e
Mr Whale888: i=m
Mr Whale888: n=s
Mr Whale888: o=y
zeeb2442: ok
Mr Whale888: p=v
Mr Whale888: f=q
Mr Whale888: q=f*
Mr Whale888: r=b
Mr Whale888: s=n
Mr Whale888: t=x
zeeb2442: ok
Mr Whale888: wait
Mr Whale888: i messed something up
Mr Whale888: there is 3 letters left
Mr Whale888: aha
Mr Whale888: i found the mistake
Mr Whale888: o=a not y
zeeb2442: o ok
Mr Whale888: u=y
Mr Whale888: andv=z
Mr Whale888: w=j
Mr Whale888: x=t

This is my ex's and mines code lol.

[tsukasachan]

LOL, wow those are really long...

but they're awesomeness...^_^

[Alley]

I know he used ot be awsome but then he changed I think it's because of what happened over summer break last year.

[tsukasachan]

...well, you can tell me if you want, but it's okay if you don't ^__^ what happened to him over summer last year

[Alley]

I sent it to you in a privet message.

[Alley]

I know it's not a convo but it's still funny
The Kansas, and Colorado State Boards of Education both mandate that children should not be taught, or lead to believe in the theory of evolution, Newton's theory of gravity, or the theory that germs cause disease.